How thoughtful, you think to yourself. Someone has left a warm snuggly blanket out for me to nap upon. You ease yourself on to the blanket, pick up the clean, fluffy pillow that was hidden in one of its folds, and tuck the pillow under your head. Basking in the afternoon sunlight, you fall into a deep sleep...
There is a persistent ringing in your ears. Feeling rather cross, you open your bleary eyes...
and abruptly realize that the phone is ringing. You fumble amongst discarded clothing and errant
video tapes to pick up the receiver.
"Hello?" says a familiar voice on the end of the line. "Did I wake you up?"
"What? No! No, not at all!" you suavely reply. "I was just about to go online."
"Looks like I caught you just in time, then," the voice laughs. "Happy birthday, Daniel."