Transformers: Beast Wars

Javaberries

"Make mine black," he said
"Blacker than a moonless night
Dark like a Decepticon's soul
Bitter as defeat--"

"Sorry," she said
"We're all out of oil. Is coffee ok?"

Welcome to the Javaberry Cafe, where we serve up an entertaining array of robot-related bitterness. My name is Quezovercoatl the Feathered Boa, and I'll be your barista for this diurnal anomaly.

Transformers is a series of cartoons and toys about giant robots from space. Some of them are nice. Some of them are not so nice. Some of them are downright psychotic, and thanks to the popularity of the series (and the marketability of 80's nostalgia), almost all of them are worth a lot more than what people originally paid for them.

Transformers: Beast Wars is about the same, only the giant robots now turn into realistic animals and make out. Due to the computer animation, Beast Wars also has fewer amusing animation errors (but more intentional visual gags and easter eggs to torture obsessive fans with frame-by-frame rewind and fast forward).

If you're looking for a site that will fulfill all your Transformers and Beast Wars needs, satisfying your thirst for knowledge and your hunger for information, this is not it. You may wish to visit BWTF.COM, an excellent site maintained by Benson Yee, consultant for Beast Wars.

If, on the other hand, you're in the mood for something light and frothy with a swirl of silliness, you're found the right place. Enjoy.


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