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Rhinox
It is a truism that every Transformers series must have a Guy Who Makes Machines That Do Stuff,
and Rhinox is the Maximals' man. He is unique, however, in being the first Good Robot Guy Who
Makes Machines That Do Stuff to possess heavy artillery, and to be frequently used in violent
tributes to Quentin Tarantino films.
Rhinox possesses what are colloquially termed the "Chain Guns of Doom", or his "Chain Guns of
Command", or "Hey, what are those things he's got in his ha-- OWOWOWOWOWOWYEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH".
He is not afraid to use them.
Besides making machines that do stuff, Rhinox's duties include being the strong silent type of guy who gets very few episodes dedicated to his adventures. He generally gives the illusion of being placid and easy-going, and there is a distinct possibility that he has an interest in horticulture or plants. Rhinox is known to enjoy "stopping to smell the flowers", although it is more than likely that he eats the flowers after smelling them. For reasons known to the priviledged few, he gets very irate when people make reference to the more embarrassing aspects of rhinocerous biology, such as flatulence and marathon mating sessions.
Rhinox is often considered to be Air Razor's "father" or
"uncle".
Some say that this is because of his role in her introductory episode.
Others say that this is because having any other Maximal as a male authority figure and role
model would be unthinkable; Rattrap is too abrasively jovial,
Cheetor is too immature,
Primal is too busy doing Leader-Type Stuff, and
Dinobot is too much of a hunka-hunka burnin' love.
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